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What Rule Got Juli Inkster Disqualified?
As perhaps further evidence that the Rules of Golf are more complicated than the self-contradictory Catholic Catechism, there is some confusion about the rule that got Juli Inkster disqualified on Saturday evening. The rule is 14-3. Here's the text of itfrom the USGA. 14-3. Artificial Devices,...
LPGA Opens Telethon Line to Phone in USGA Rules Violations (Parody)
NOTE: This didn't actually happen. Don't call any TV network in disgust or confusion. OK? This is to make fun of the 0.0003% of golf fans who might actually take advantage of this phony idea. Can't believe what I just saw during the broadcast of the Safeway Classic That was fast! (I found out...
Juli Inkster Causes LPGA to Make Weighty DQ Decision
Thanks to reader Nothreeputt At 50 years old, any golfer has aches and pains during a round of golf. For many, the worst possible thing that can happen to them is a slow round. Joints and muscles stiffen up, and often cause a loss of momentum. In the second round of the Safeway Classic at Pumpkin...
Is Dottie Pepper the Solheim Cup's Version of Sandy Lyle?
With the naming of Rosie Jones as the 2011 Solheim Cup captain, it only seems natural to entertain who could've been captain instead. Golfweek's Beth Ann Baldry talks with future captain Juli Inkster about Meg Mallon's chances to assume the position following her work on the '09 team. Provided...
Fare Thee Well, Juli Inkster?
This week, Juli Inkster found out that she was getting a sponsor exemption into the hyper exclusive, 20 player Samsung World Championship. The Constructivist wonders if Juli Inkster may well be signaling that not only was this year her last Solheim Cup, but her last year period. It wouldn't take...
Thank You, Juli Inkster, For Not Being Brett Favre
After Juli Inkster made a massive comeback to halve her Sunday match with Gwladys Nocera at the Solheim Cup, I tweeted that her walk off of 18 was likely her last as a player. That hug between Mallon and Inkster was a knowing one. That was likely it for Juli at Solheim. Then, not two minutes...
Welcome to Those of You Who Just Started Caring About the Solheim Cup
Let me preface this post with a quick comment to my friends and readers that are avid LPGA Tour fans. This post is not for you, though you're welcome to chime in on it. This post is geared to the hundreds of thousands of people that will be searching "Michelle Wie solheim cup" on Google (or Bing...
Search for Next LPGA Tour Commissioner Will Make California Recall Look Sane
Yesterday, Golf World confirmed what we have been saying here - courtesy of Life on Tour's Larry - for over a week now: Carolyn Bivens is out as LPGA Tour Commissioner. As Dave Seanor first noted and then Fanhouse's Greg Couch basically rewrote, the LPGA Tour's problems don't end (but may well...
Juli Inkster for Commissioner?
Juli Inkster is still playing great golf on the LPGA Tour and is almost 50 years old. That's a testament to her athleticism, natural talent, and hard work. At the same time, Inkster is also one of the best quotes on the LPGA Tour. She doesn't believe in fluff, biz speak, or other junk on the...



