Where's My Stinkin' Hole in One?

by Ryan Ballengee on Aug 7, 2009 4:10 PM EDT

I hate reading stories in local newspapers about people that make holes-in-one. It's usually some guy who is playing his second round of golf and dunks one from about 120 yards with his kid watching. Everyone cheers, buy a soda, and the reporter quotes the guy saying, "Golly gosh! I can't...