Rejected Hope Hosts ... and One to Go After

Before reaching out to Arnold Palmer to replace the displaced George Lopez as host of the Bob Hope Chrysler Classic in 2009, the Hope tournament officials considered several other candidates. Ten other candidates, to be exact. According to my sources, that is.

Top 10 Rejected Bob Hope Chrysler Classic Hosts

10. Insane Clown Posse
    
9. Eliot Spitzer
   
8. Danny Bonaduce
   
7. Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a k a "Kristen"
   
6. Marilyn Manson
   
5. Charles Manson (work release)
   
4. Roger Clemens
   
3. Carrot Top
   
2. Jacqueline Gagne

    1. John Daly

But there is one person who should (seriously) be considered as host: Elin Nordegren. Do you have to ask why?