I'll say this for the World Cup: They give good trophy.

Nothing wimpy, ugly or weird (or subtle) about that. Look at the size of it! It's like Corey Pavin's hot tub.

And check out Monty and Marc Warren. Apparently the winning team at the World Cup is also presented with a bellhop's uniform from Caesars Palace.

(Photo: Mike Clarke/French Press Agency via Yahoo News)