By Popular Demand (Not Really...but humor me!)

[Editor's Note: What can I say? UCLA golfer and 2006 Women's Publinx champion Tiffany Joh likes to rhyme ... and I like her rhymes, so I've bumped this diary up to the homepage.]

I like my coffee black and I'm a hard-core quack,
they call me the weed wacker, cuz my rhymes are wack.
I try to hit longer drives so I can spin them wedges back,
but if I wanna do that, I gotta get my muscles jacked.
They say if the pins in the middle that's the clue to attack,
But if it's tucked back left, go for the part that's fat.
I guess that's course management, decisions on facts,
This to there, and there cuz of that.
But when it comes to green readin, I'm blind as a bat,
and my chippin game's scarier than a viewing of kojak.
I guess this is my rhyme, I'm runnin out of time,
I definitely ain't lyin-when I say these words are mine.
and I'm out.
Word to your mother.

And speaking of, does anyone watch Entertainment Tonight's daily "Rap" Up?
Here's TJs Golfing "Rap" up:

Vijay spanked the field in the first tourney of the year,
It was an awesome show, even without the Tiger near.
Wiesy injured the wrist, but don't panic in advance!
Do you really think this Stanford Cardinal will miss the Sony Dance?
The PGA tour introduced a new points race: the FedEx cup,
And lo and behold conflict and debate started to erupt.
And speaking of new surprises, Tiger's about to be a Dad,
I'm just waiting for that rich baby to become legal so I can get me a sugar daddy..is that bad?
This is just the start, so don't get all grumpy and start to pout.
This Rap up is a Wrap up and this is TJ & I'm OUT!