National Hot Dog and Sausage Council response to Woods Weinering
by courtgolf on Oct 10, 2011 3:18 PM EDT
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PrintI didn't know there was such an organization - not sure that I'll gain any sleep now that I do know - but they responded publically to the attempted assault with a frankfurter on Tiger Woods yesterday, calling it a "reprehensible" use of a hot dog.
I dare you to try to read this with a straight face:
"The use of an iconic food in an act of violence against an iconic golfer like Tiger Woods is reprehensible -- and a violation of hot dog etiquette. Some might call the thrower a 'wiener,' but we'd say that's too high a compliment," said Council President Janet Riley. "Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed -- not weaponized."
Told you it couldn't be done.
For more information about proper hot dog etiquette, visit www.hot-dog.org.
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We have our share of loonies
apart from one such named party that runs for seats in the Houses of Parlement, they don’t get too official looking, lol
I don’t care what anybody says, almost every chili dog I ever had became a biological weapon upon digestion! If you add beer, it can become deadly.
by handicapismyswing on Oct 11, 2011 10:36 AM EDT reply actions
good to know ! (mental note – always carry matches when playing with Handi) :-D
If at first you don't secede, try try again
Pure gamesmanship!
Nothing like a bit of good, ripping flatulence to distract the competition from that crucial putt.
by handicapismyswing on Oct 11, 2011 11:45 AM EDT up reply actions
So long as you don't follow through........
by chip n'putt on Oct 11, 2011 12:07 PM EDT up reply actions
Lol...never when I wear my white trousers
and never have a curry the night before either ! I’d be bloody paranoid with each passing :)
But Wendy-
potty humor is so….well, you know…. British!
by handicapismyswing on Oct 11, 2011 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions
True - but it's a man thing!
I think it starts when mothers tell little boys how clever they are when they poo. They still believe it when they’re “adults”. Little girls know better of course.
You’re all Peter Pans ;o)
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