Euro Ryder Cup Team to Wear Tin Foil Hats
by Ryan Ballengee on Sep 16, 2010 11:30 AM EDT
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PrintAs though it couldn't get any weirder for Monty, he has apparently decided that the lessons of history - Watergate, Jaimee Grubbs, Paula Tagg, that Indonesia incident, et al - implore him to maintain utmost secrecy with his team.
Derek Lawrenson reports Colin Montgomerie has had the European team room at Celtic Manor soundproofed so as to prevent any leaks to pro-American spies, especially those heard by placing an empty glass cup against a perimeter wall of said room.
Monty may also ask players to wear tin foil inside of their caps to prevent mind reading. Corey Pavin's baffling, anti-Christian decision to hire the Amazing Kreskin to read minds may have spurred this mandate.
(I hope you know I'm kidding about this part. The first part about the soundproofing is true.)
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Kreskin should have no trouble reading Monty's mind.
That’s light reading.
You're assuming
Captain Montgomerie has any mind left. The soundproofing available from padded walls in his room seems appropriate. I think the Euros will play quite well despite their leader.
"(I)f you think you've got an inside track to absolute truth, you become doctrinaire, humorless and intellectually constipated." Saul Alinsky
Sometimes Americans have called the Euro's at crazy hours
to disturb their slumber…but usually in America. But no one has more needle from Yanks than Monty…Brookline was disgusting…so I can understand why he would want to prevent that .
Ya know, if Monty was really serious
about all this, I have just the solution for him….Everyone remembers those “RABBIT EARS” they had here on TV’s right ? OH what ? they still use them in the UK ? Well that’s OK….If you take the bottom off, the plastic shell looks like a beanie…If Monty broadcast on a dedicated wavelength, than his team could all get their instructions at the same time, and there would be no need to pad the walls….And Easy…I would never, and I mean never call to disturb your sleep…..Now calling to see if you wanted to go Pub crawling…that would be different…..jist sayin…..STUB
The good news is that I shall be awarding points on the guy's outfits
The good/bad news is that the USA are already down one point. Purple top/red patch over white shirt, with brown striped pants is NOT a good look .
I really must protest...That
was not one of our guys,,, that was Mr. Poulter…..STUB
You wish!
I’m sure Captainess Pavin poured her heart & soul into the designs, but maybe just taking a look at the individuals and what they like to wear should have been the starting/ending point. Just stick to classics & put the fancy dress to one side. We’ll see tomorrow – although I understand the black uniform for Sunday is a “killer”!
I've heard the Euro team's daily golf pants will be bell-bottom style, to make room
for Westwood’s swollen calf.
Makes sense. Fashion meets function.
Is this the first time the RC outfits have been previewed?
I can’t remember having seen a fashion parade of them before.
I don't think this was a preview of
the outfits….This was just cleaning out fhe closet to get more space…happens every year about this time….Fall fashions coming in ya know….Just had the runway shows, and can you believe it….They had one for PLUS SIZED WOMEN….Plus size my duffes….them was for the FAT ONES…jis sayin….STUB
I'm glad to see the plot thickening, if only cuz there should be a thicken in every plot.
(Delayed groaner alert)
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