Dude, Where's My Card? Every Suspended Three Months on Pot Charge
by Ryan Ballengee on Aug 16, 2010 8:09 PM EDT
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Remember last month when Matt Every was arrested in an Iowa casino for possession of marijuana? No? Well, he was. And Golfweek has learned that Tim Finchem has dropped the hammer on Every for it.
Matt Every has been suspended for three months by the PGA Tour for the ole "conduct unbecoming of a professional" blanket charge. He will be able to come back for the final event of the Fall Series at Disney. Currently, Every is 144th on the money list, but will certainly drop consistently until his return in November.
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Conduct unbecoming includes hanging out with people who are smoking pot ? I thought the police had determined that Every wasn’t smoking and wasn’t actually in possession of the pot, he was just with the guys who did.
Come on Mr Commissioner, we want answers !
You want answers ?
WE WANT THE TRUTH
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH…
oh wait…wrong part of the movie… (I hate admitting when Cruise pulls off a good scene) :-)
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee!
Kaffee: Dave you seem distraught.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: We were supposed to meet in your office 15 minutes ago to talk about the McDermont case. You’re stalling on this one. We get this done right now, or I mean it, Kaffee, I’m going to hang your boy from a fuckin’ yardarm!
Kaffee: Yardarm? Sherby, does the Navy still hang people from Yardarms?
Lt. Sherby: I don’t think so.
Kaffee: Dave, Sherby doesn’t think the Navy hangs people yardarms anymore.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: I’m going to charge him with possession and being under the influence while on duty. You plead guilty I recommend 30 days in the brig with loss of rank and pay.
Kaffee: It was oregano, Dave. It was 10 dollars worth of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Yeah, but your client thought it was marijuana.
Kaffee: My client’s a moron that’s not against the law.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee, I have people to answer to just like you do. I’m going to charge him.
Kaffee: With what? Possession of a condiment?
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: Kaffee…
Kaffee: Look, Dave, I tried to help you out of this but if you ask for jail time I’m going to file a motion to dismiss.
Kaffee: You won’t get it.
Kaffee: I will get it. And if the MTD is denied I’ll file a motion in limine seeking an evidentary ruling in advance and then I’m going to file against pretrial confinement and you’re going to spend the next three months going blind on paperwork because a Signalman Second Class bought and smoked a dime bag of oregano.
Lieutenant Dave Spradling: B misdemeanor 20 days in the brig.
Kaffee: C misdemeanor 15 days restricted duty.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
I was under the mistaken notion that this was about Matt Every getting suspended by the Tour Commish…..anyone else think the same thing ? jist sayin…..STUB
I'm saying forget the movie
giberish and post something relavent to the main subject….dah!!!…..STUB
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