Now I Understand Why Burning the Flag Is Constitutional
by Ryan Ballengee on Jul 18, 2010 11:54 AM EDT
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PrintIn my short 27 years, I had never found an instance in which I was so mad at the US of A that I would be willing to burn Old Glory. Then again, I never went to Old Navy to buy one of those $5 flag T-shirts that they sell every year. I think I have a reason for both now.
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John, that's great that you love America and everything, but if Ian Poulter can't pull off Union Jack pants, then, you know, don't wear Stars & Striped slacks. At least he had the fashion sense to wear a solid colored shirt.
As for Daly's girlfriend Anna, some of the Daly posse are good Americans to make sure the flag never touches the ground.
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How about the idiots at ESPN deciding that they had to remind the audience that Daly’s pants were the Stars and Stripes.
Personally, I liked Poulter’s Union Jack pants. No real problem with Daly’s Stars and Stripes pants either, except that he’s wearing them from so far back in the pack. Those bengal pants he wore on Saturday were hideous.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
Court, Those bengal pants
called , Cherry Bomb.
I’m ok with the USA Flag pants, its not uncommon in this world today. You see it on skirts as well. Many many many sports figures and fans alike wear them quite often. The Olympics come to mind as you see tons of world flags designed into clothing. Me thinks Ryan just doesn’t like JD.
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
Eve though JD most likely puts his pants on one leg at a time,
I’m guessing he pauses midway, say, after the left leg, and says to himself, “Do I really wanna do this?”
I'd be willing to wager...
…that we could get a Constitutional amendment passed and ratified that would outlaw Daly’s pants.
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