Stewart Cink Has A Ball Teed Off of His Balls
by Ryan Ballengee on Jun 7, 2010 1:05 PM EDT
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PrintBeing the good guy that he is, Open Champion, Stewart Cink held a charity event the other day. It seemed only appropriate that Cink would bring in a trick shot artist to help Cink with a demonstration. Not sure that Cink knew, though, that he and his testicles would be a part of the show.
Cink pal Zach Johnson tweeted this photo of Cink, laying spread eagle, with his crotch turned into a modified tee.
I had no idea that Cink was holding a fundraiser for the RNC. Michael Steele really knows how to throw a party. First it was S&M clubs, now it's this.
In all actuality, the event in Florence, Alabama, was to benefit The Healing Place - a home that offers grief support for children and teens. The event has raised $700,00 for THP since its inception.
Cink is not alone in raising money, though. The pro-am is sponsored by TNT Fireworks. No kidding. At this point, I'm kind of happy that Cink volunteered to have a golf ball throttled off of his crotch instead of shooting fireworks off of it.
For what it's worth, Stewart's wife Lisa had nothing to say of the incident.
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Aside from the obvious "That takes balls" line,
here’s the worst-case scenario: The swinger hits the ball really fat (ouch) and also shanks it way right, OB, and has to hit a provisional.
Dang.
I live a mere 60 miles from Florence – had I known this event was happening, I’d have made a point of going over. (The Healing Place does good work, by the way.)
Oh, and: had this been an RNC fundraiser, poor Stew would have had to wear leather assless chaps. When in Rome…
"Golf is happiness. It's intoxication without the hangover." - Moe Norman
It’s an annual event held this time every year. Cink really goes out – calling in a bunch of Tour guys. A couple of friends usually go as media hosts. They have a blast.
THIS year, however, BK has to miss it to go to Bristol, VA to cover…get this…a charity event starring…THE BIG THREE ! Yep – Player, Nicklaus, and Palmer will be playing a scramble with the goal of funding an ongoing endowment for the Mountain Mission school. It’s a 19 hole event and the Big Three are supposed to play a hole with all the teams. I have no idea how this is going to work – but it sounds like fun. Tickets to watch are $1000 apiece. I have no idea how much it is to actually play.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
I really wish I could go to that tomorrow, too. It’s a four hour drive.
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by Ryan Ballengee on Jun 7, 2010 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions
CRIPE SAKES GUYS
DO NOT, i REPEAT, DO NOT LET Wendy see this article….She will probably go into a faint….“this is her Loverly Stewart”….ya know she practically swoons over his smile and dimpled chin…..STUB
Be careful, lest Wendy do
a Snarky on ya and get out that straw doll and the pins…..STUB
heh who knew
That they sold any golf related “Naughty Wear” at the Adult Store these days. I will refrain from any Tiger Woods jokes relating to this Blog. hehehehe
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
You know...
Given that the typical dominatrix client is a wealthy, powerful, middle-aged white guy – i.e., a segment of the population that historically plays golf – there would seem to be a potential goldmine here for an enterprising young businesswoman.
That’s right: a Golf Themed Dominatrix.
Man, I bet the “stroke and distance” penalty would be positively brutal.
"Golf is happiness. It's intoxication without the hangover." - Moe Norman
LOL
Heck the only adult related thing I have seen with golf until this little strap-on thingie was a pack of nudie woman golf tee’s.
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
Jumpin....I bet you got a whole package of those
in your golf bag, and use them to swizzle yur rum and cokes….hehehe…..STUB
Honestly Stubbo
I do and I got them as a gift from Kenny Perry for my birthday at this years Players Championship. My girlfriend surprised me with a small gathering of close friends and a few tour players at the clubhouse lounge and K. Perry stopped by to say happy birthday and handed them to me and said, "Rich I hope you like the new see-through wrapping paper I used. hahahaha It was just the plastic bag they came in. I loved it.
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
If I were Cink in that position I'd've worn
my British Open Cup.
Ahh, right. Couldn't remember the name and didn't take time to
google. How unprofessional of me.
by TXQ on Jun 7, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
she does have a point...
…huge differences in jugs and cups (wink wink nudge nudge)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
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