The British Aren't Even Trying on This Tiger-Love Child Doc

When I hear the teaser "Tiger Woods documentary presented by a disgraced journalist promising details of a secret love child," I'm hooked.  Told then, too, that the British - the kings of tabloid fodder - are in charge of such a film, I'm more intrigued.  That's why I was curious to check out any info I could on Channel 4's presentation Tiger Woods: Rise and Fall this Thursday night.

Sure, the guy presenting the show says that he helped cover up Tiger's affairs when in reality he may have used them to exploit coverage of Woods for the parent company of his then-employer Men's Fitness.  Yeah, he is making claims of a third Woods child in the world (by Joslyn James' account, there should be at least two more).  Seems like it should be a ratings winner.  But, based on Channel 4's webpage for the show, I'm not so sure this isn't going to be a total hackjob.

I mean, honestly, Channel 4?  Where did you get this photo?  Did you just find a random Black dude on the street and shout, "You wanna make 10 pounds?" 

Everything is wrong with this picture.  "Tiger" is wearing maroon.  If he doesn't wear red, he shades to pink.  The jaw is way too defined.  Woods doesn't have sideburns (because he knows Mr. Burns will be mad at him)!  And the guy doesn't wear a sweatshirt while golfing!

I am very much not looking forward to what will surely be lame dramatizations of Woods and his harem of women.