I Know Some People Don't Like Sawgrass, But It's Not A Parking Lot

Remember in Major League 2 (the PG-13 one that wasn't a real plot stretch) when the group of three guys in the outfield faces internal struggle because the one fan has turned negative on the Tribe?  He says during a game, "Go ahead and bring in the bulldozers and turn this place into a parking lot," or something like that.

They said some pretty nasty things about Sawgrass when it first opened.  J.C. Sneed said, "They messed up a perfectly good swamp….It’s 90% horse manure and 10% luck."

Well, a couple from Florida took both quotes to heart when they turned Sawgrass' 8th green into a swampy parking lot.  Course employees found a couple in their Pontiac G6 (of course it was a Pontiac, not a Porsche) parked squarely on the Stadium Course's 8th green last night.  And when approached by the course employees, they wouldn't get out of the car.  Police were called, the couple relented, end of story.

The best subplot to this O. Henry tale? The couple's mom stopped by Sawgrass to drive the car home. 

No damage was done to the green of the par 3 8th, though I'm sure the players would not have minded if they had to play to a temporary green and a big paint bucket for a cup.

[H/T Sportress of Blogitude}