Reigning PGA Champion YE Yang is one of the best PGA Tour pros on Twitter.  He tweets often, in multiple languages, and is honest.  He's previously said that American breakfast is boring.  (Clearly, he has missed Denny's Grand Slam.)  He's expressed an interest in buying a Florida home after visiting the house of golf trainer Joey Diovisalvi.

Today, though, Yang was selected for random drug testing at Doral.  That means that he had to produce a sample for the Tour.  And he struggled.

First, he laments taking a leak on 17 before the drug test.

Then he breaks out into a two-tweet missive in Korean.  Not knowing Korean, I consulted Babel Fish to translate them for me.

The first tweet: Does not hit well, wins a prize in the dope check which is obligatory cannot but. 17 hall outs does and urination, throws away but… The pulley inside today is a day. The kimchi pot stew closes today and sleeps quickly and

Then the second: Says and that expense comes from this evening which says but that mote off time to be late the atmosphere is convenient a while ago, the tomorrow morning tea time comes not to advance 3-and-a-half hours all. [set] Makes call too and the [thu] upper does.

What?  Thanks, Babel Fish.  Something about a dope check and that the Tour is moving tee times up some 3.5 hours because of pending storms.

Yang still hasn't peed, though, which is his next tweet.  Then something about the last hole and water, but he didn't put it in the water.  So maybe Babel Fish just inserts water into everything since that is its nature.

STILL! YANG HAS NOT URINATED.  And he's frustrated.

His last tweet is in Korean and the rough-as-sandpaper translation to it is:

"Wishes with opening double sees with, one day four fights… Is fighting recently from the bathroom, - why of all things today ......"

And then nothing.  Did he pee?  Is Yang still watching the replay of the coverage?  Could someone run a fountain for him?

Screw Flomax.  Clearly having to pee on command for the Tour will fill BPH, better known as an enlarged prostate.  For many men, random drug testing can help in one hour.