Teenie Boppers Golfing! Quick! Snap Some Photos!

by Ryan Ballengee on Feb 22, 2010 11:18 AM EST in Humor Comment 18 comments

You know, Tiger probably had it right when he lashed out at the papparazzi media for stalking his mom, Elin, and his daughter's pre-school. (No, Tiger did not mean GWAA in his discussion of "media." Of course, that didn't stop those kinds of reactions - "He earned it!")

Papparazzi are some weird folks. Basically, since they're paid a commission based on how juicy and/or weirdly the pictures and rumors can be interpreted, everything has to be overheard or filmed.

And that's where we get some kind of golf outing with Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez. Never heard of either of them? Culture says that you're supposed to have by now! The one guy is in a band with his brothers, I think. The other sings, too, but she's like the new Hannah Montana. And they went golfing together!

via www.celebrity-gossip.net

This picture pretty well encapsulates how I'm feeling these days.

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On one hand, Gomez is another pop tart who’ll be lucky to miss the Cocaine Train like so many other Disney stars.

On the other, making golf “cool” for teenyboppers will inevitably bring in a few converts to the game. Probably a lot might try it and decide it’s not “cool” but a handful will fall in love with it and find a pastime for life.

by Old Man Par on Feb 22, 2010 1:36 PM EST reply actions

Agree on both counts. But she looked like she was having a lousy time!

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by Ryan Ballengee on Feb 22, 2010 1:46 PM EST reply actions

you feel like dressing in ridiculous clothes ? :-)

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Feb 22, 2010 2:39 PM EST reply actions

But nice golf shoes,

Conversely speaking.

by TXQ on Feb 22, 2010 2:45 PM EST reply actions

Wow. We really have to get a TXQ pun archive going :)

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by Ryan Ballengee on Feb 22, 2010 3:53 PM EST up reply actions

Wouldn't get many hits, just plenty of

slaps to the face.

by TXQ on Feb 22, 2010 3:58 PM EST up reply actions

lol

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Feb 22, 2010 4:13 PM EST up reply actions

I've expunged the ones

where I’ve been the butt of your jokes, however, which reduces the archive dramatically.

by WendyUK on Feb 22, 2010 5:01 PM EST up reply actions

Gotta think of a stronger word than

dramatically, no?

by TXQ on Feb 22, 2010 5:08 PM EST up reply actions

what ? no really cool jokes about getting an expunge bath ? :-)

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Feb 22, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions

HA!

The archives wouldn’t even exist without my giraffe clothes, polka dot underwear and singing antics. Why do I write about these things? I give him SO much good material. (including this comment, I’m sure)

by realwomengolf.com on Feb 23, 2010 9:45 AM EST up reply actions

Don't forget the 5 iron, Heather

Plus if you posted on here more often ………..

by WendyUK on Feb 23, 2010 10:26 AM EST up reply actions

Some of us are hunters, some of us are

prey. Let us prey.

(Truth be told, you’re two of my fave e-folk.)

by TXQ on Feb 23, 2010 10:52 AM EST up reply actions

I said singing

I figured that included my infamous “5-Iron Theater” productions.

I’ll get on the posting thing, but I’m still delusional enough to think I might have a shot at the Legends tour someday. It’s practice (not posting) that makes perfect. :D

by realwomengolf.com on Feb 23, 2010 12:10 PM EST up reply actions

You've already made the cut

for the Legends In My Own Mind Tour.

It happened that day you made it to the top of the leaderboard. How your ball landed and rested on top of that leaderboard was simply amazing. Pure Heather.

by TXQ on Feb 23, 2010 1:33 PM EST up reply actions