Florida's Friendliest Hometown Ripe for Golf Cart Larceny
by Ryan Ballengee on Oct 21, 2010 12:58 PM EDT
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PrintThe Villages: Florida's friendliest hometown! You know the jingle and the associated montage by heart now. People driving in golf carts everywhere. Playing golf all the time. Nancy Lopez and Arnold Palmer joking.
Not filmed? Burglars jacking golf carts for stealing sprees.
A suspect described as "a heavyset white male, wearing a blue shirt and blue jean shorts" stole a golf cart from a home in The Villages, went to strip mall, stole a couple hundred bucks of stuff from a restaurant shed - food? - and then ripped off a VA hospital.
Just in case you're in the area, the surveillance video is at the link.
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What Ryan !!!!! you
think those Country Clubs are cheap….takes a lot to live in them….He needed all that cooking oil to slather down his dates.. .HAHAHAHAHA…..STUB
The Villages has an even bigger problem...
It’s been reported this past year ( even on CNN ) that Viagra has been running rampid through the Villages. There are even older senior DEALERS selling generic brands from Mexico and the men and ladies are lining up to purchase it. LOL What’s next Grandpa in a low rider golf cart doing a drive by ? LOL
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
World going to hell in a handbasket
Why don’t these old folk just play golf – you know – like what they’re supposed to? You just can’t trust your grandparents these days, can you?
Please call the Doctor
it’s been more than 4 hours…….BWAAAAAAAaaaaaaa !!!!!!….STUB
Those Commercials Used To Say "Seek Professional Help..."
Perhaps that’s what Eliot Spitzer did when he was NY’s governor?
by Charles Boyer on Oct 22, 2010 10:13 AM EDT up reply actions
"Florida's friendliest - and sexiest - hometown."
What happens in The Villages stays in The Villages.
not necessarily....
…STD rates are 3x the national average there.
by Charles Boyer on Oct 22, 2010 9:54 AM EDT up reply actions
This is the most excitement ever recorded at The Villages...
…that didn’t involve utilizing the clubhouse defibrillator.
(Bad joke? Sure. But still…)
Blue jean shorts ? Someone check the University of Florida campus for this guy ! :-)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
Up north
we call “blue jean shorts”….jorts! And we don’t wear ’em.
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
Is that before or after several
beers and Brats.?…STUB
Doesn't matter how many beers
No respectible guy north of the Mason-Dixon line would be caught dead in Jorts!
Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
No "jorts", but some
a them lacy things perhaps? Ah well, to each his own….No respectible guy below the Mason-Dixon would be cought dead in them lacy things…..hahahaha….STUB
Maybe you mean this Lacey Underalls???
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Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.
Vince Lombardi
PaJoe...Jist make sure
ya pulls the shade down…We do got some Voyeurs here….hahaha…..STUB
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