Justin Timberlake: Rickie Fowler >>> Justin Bieber (>>> Tom Brady)
by Ryan Ballengee on Oct 19, 2010 9:56 PM EDT
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PrintJustin Timberlake is host of this week's Justin Timberlake Shriners Hospitals for Children Open. Good thing, too, 'cause otherwise I'm not sure why his name would be on it. Anyhow, Timberlake was at the event today in Vegas doing his host thing when he spoke with the press about his field.
Timberlake is a big fan of Rickie Fowler, still riding high off of his miraculous Ryder Cup singles halve and his great finish at the Frys.com Open again this year. In fact, he's a bigger fan of the Orange Blur than teeny-bopper hero Justin Bieber.
"I think he's cooler than Justin Bieber," Timberlake said. Did I throw the gauntlet down? Whatever. I'm taking Rickie Fowler."
Justin Bieber went on the record recently in lyrical form as saying he's cooler than Tom Brady. Well, at least his hair cut is.
Therefore, by the infallible Transitive Property of Dissimilar Things, Rickie Fowler is cooler than Tom Brady.
... What's that? Gisele Bundchen is calling? Oh. Right.
Sorry, Rickie. Not so sorry, Bieber. Talk to me when you're not afraid of cooties.
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LMAO !! too funny, RB !!
Pretty sure Fowler doesn’t have anything to be sorry for or about – wasn’t his idea. There are a lot of times I don’t give a rat’s behind about most of the music scene today…and Justin Beiber is another toothpick on a very big pile. Cooler than Tom Brady…brilliant. Someone who has barely reached puberty…geez.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
Court...ya forgot to comment
on that other one….What’s er name…Oh yea..Gisele Bundchen….STUB
Gisele leaves them all in the dust….but I’d still take Beatriz Ricari ! :-D
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
No way....your second after me...Ah,
that loverly Spanish Wench…and did ya hear she’s auditioning for the position of my Paramore ? you got no chance Court….hahahahaha…STUB
your paramore ? you mean John Paramore – the guy who called Paddy Harrington for slow play at Firestone a couple of seasons ago ? :-)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
No John about this one
But, I am posting here something of the utmost importance….I have 2 beautiful, charming, witty TEEN AGE GRAND DAUGHTERS….And, If your disparaging Justin Bieber, that means big troubles….Life is too short for all this….STUB
lol – it’s ok for ME to do it – I don’t know your granddaughters
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
OH...Well, that's OK
than…do whatevers ya wants……STUB
Never heard of Justin Bieber before
but advice from “The Times” today following reports of his brattish behaviour:
“This is what happens when you give an adult’s job to a child! It’s past his bedtime! A year past his bedtime! Off the Billboard No.1 slot and into bed, young man!”
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