How you stupid John Daly fans can fund the JD Stimulus Plan

John Daly's lawsuit against the insurance company covering the Honda Classic in 2007 could give him the necessary funds to return to the tour. Allegedly, at the PGA National Resort & Spa, a fan took a photo in JD's backswing and the resulting injury to his shoulder and ribs has kept him from playing the quality golf he needs to compete and succeed on the PGA Tour. If he can get the case in court and in front of a judge, any reasonable judge would award JD a couple hundred million.

Or, his many fans, who swear by him and tell us he is good for the tour, can help him. They could put their money where their mouth is and choose one of these "Let's get JD back on the tour" Stimulus Plans:

1. Buy his book. GOLF - My Own Damn Way. It sells for $15.95. Buy hundreds of them and pass them out around the neighborhood, at work or at your golf club

2. Consider buying and using John's 'Grip It And Rip It' golf gloves

3. The one size fits all John Daly 'The Lion' belt buckles and belts in all sizes are an ideal gift

4. Pick one of 27 other fabulous gift ideas and memorabilia from JD's merchandise site

5. Become the sole investor in the "Bring John Back" sponsorship program. Send a check in the amount of $1,000,000 to: The One-Eyed Golfer, Baltimore, Maryland. All monies received less fees, commissions, expenses and salary will be sent to Mr. Daly - $200,000 guaranteed.

I hate to tell you I told you so. But, I told you so.