The Golf Channel Announces Its NEW 2010 Programming
by em66 on Jan 3, 2010 11:09 AM EST
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PrintThe Golf Channel, also affectionately known as the Tiger Channel, has announced it's new and improved programming lineup for 2010. In light of the incredible success of its past programming, The Golf Channel has decided to "tweak" the current lineup to meet the ever changing golf landscape.
Here are a few of the changes:
- Big Break - Mustang Ranch - Filmed at the infamous brothel in Reno, NV, this Big Break will feature "the girls" competing through a number of non-golf "activities".... vying for the ultimate prize......An exemption into Tiger's little black book. White, blond women only need apply.
- Playing Lessons from the Ho's - This great show will feature weekly lessons from Tiger's Ho's. You will learn all of his secrets.....from his "shorts" games to "putting with your eyes closed".
- Grey Goose 19th Hole - This of course takes on a whole new meaning.
- Tiger Week will be replaced with "Tiger's Bimbos Week," which will undoubtedly take longer than 2 weeks.
- Tiger's Top 10 "Friends"
- Golf's Classics will feature Tigers greatest conquests.
- Golf in America will take you on an adventure visiting all the "weird" sites of Tiger trysts.
- The Golf Fix - Tune in to see if this mess can possibly be "fixed."
The Golf Channel will continue to improve it's programming to keep Tiger in the news!!
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LMAO !! I’d believe all of those shows if xxx Golf Channel announced a partnership with Showtime ! :-)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
Be careful, court, F&G will include you with “the haters”.
ps. great post, em….you’re already included, maybe now you’re the leader of the hate pack!
Actually, this was supposed to be more about TGC's
Tiger lovefest…….Tigers just supplied the “good stuff”…lol
Saints are killing me!!!!!!!!
Dammm
EM, this is the best yet, I hate myself when I don’t think of good stuff like this. Was it after 2 or 3 glasses on New Years Eve?…STUB
Well, I don't drink anything but diet coke.......hicccup......lol
Seriously, I never liked alcohol, so I never developed a taste for it and now…..give me my diet coke…..lol
Saints are killing me!!!!!!!!
At least I gave booze a chance
to kick my ass again and again. And again. And again. I finally stopped going back into the ring…
I'll keep an eye out for you...at www.oneeyedgolfer.blogspot.com
by One-Eyed Golfer Guy on Jan 3, 2010 4:50 PM EST reply actions
Geeeze
EM…ya don’t have to like it to drink it…Look at me, I hate the darn stuff, especially the next AM when I can’t recall ever bringing her home…LOL…you do know, and this is true..that coke has been used for years to take rust off bolts, etc. so guess what it does to your stomach…at least booze just makes your nose bigger, sniff,sniff…see how much OE liked it…4 agains….STUB
Stub.....My wife keeps mentioning that to me.....
but, I’m a cokeaholic. If you put a rusted bolt in stomach acid, you’d have no bolt….stomach acid wins……
Saints are killing me!!!!!!!!
I thought this was good stuff – nice work em!
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nice work?
I’m not trying to curry favor with the one woman that I know of who posts here, but isn’t 19th hole a vaginal reference? Isn’t that over the top? It turns out we’re really not gentlemen afterall.
CG...
Hey that’s a good one! What did Tiger say to Santa? “Ho, ho, ho, For a fat guy you’re pretty smart.” We don’t complain about trashy tabloid journalism…do we? I can’t believe “Cheetah” wasn’t used. Waggleroom must be hard up for fresh material that will draw a crowd. This certainly did that. Hey, what about that “stiff shaft” reference, where was that? This is stuff to joke about with your foursome, privately…
From the article written by em66…
“Grey Goose 19th Hole – This of course takes on a whole new meaning.’
… now somehow, Ping infers this…”but isn’t 19th hole a vaginal reference"
,,,I didn’t infer that and I’ll probably never enjoy vodka again…thanks for nothing, ping!
I think the problem resides with ping, not the delightful and very mild satire by em66.
Obsession.......
The saddest form of flattery……
"The game is swell when it's played well."
by Fairways and Grins on Jan 3, 2010 11:20 PM EST reply actions
Tiger Tracker
Lol..when Tiger came down here to Aus, Foxtel the cable service that has a monopoly here made a big song and dance about the “Tiger Tracker”…coverage of only Tiger hitting shots…Everyone was like “isn’t the coverage of EVERY tournament he plays in on Tiger Tracker by default?”..
I guess we might need an off the course Tiger Tracker now. Beats watching The Golf Channel.
Dare to Dream
by PureGolfJourney on Jan 3, 2010 11:43 PM EST reply actions
Pay Per View
Maybe they need to or should have already had Tiger on Pay Per View. Then the rest of us can enjoy the ENTIRE tournament. The PPV would show how many REAL fans TW actually has. I for one am looking forward to Kapalua this week, free from any type of Safari Animals. I ’m just getting back from Maine and need to sign up for the fantasy golf…..umpn/progolf
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
Very Good !!!
Nice job em66. The four most spoken words on the Golf Channel in 2009 were, “Now More On Tiger”
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
EM66
You’re killing me “mon amis”. Great stuff. As for the 19th hole I think Ping is a little confused. I should enlighten him, but this is just not the place. Maybe a clue for Ping,….ever hear of a “hot” female rocker named Pink ? Think of a rhyme and try to piece this together, cuz that’s as far as I can go with this. There are ladies in here and I’m not gonna be the one to offend them. The answer is crude, but from a man’s perspective, it is understandable……………….Z.
you're still away,...choke on it !
3's
Even a guy (like me) who knows all the dirty words and has been to his share of disreputable places can still have a sense of decency and know what’s appropriate for a given situation. This isn’t a truck stop bathroom wall…..or is it?
ping......I'm sorry this has upset you so. I am
surprised at your continued response to this, as your use of “dirty” words in some of your comments would have led me to think otherwise. If you are losing sleep over it, let me know and I will edit out the things that offend you. Or maybe replacing letters with symbols would be less distasteful for you…….lol
Saints are killing me!!!!!!!!
em
I’m sorry it came across that way. I just thought this was the kind of stuff we made fun of . You know, cheap shots… 19th hole, c’mon. I thought you had more class.
well the Nike Swoosh looks
sorta like ummmmmmmm, O’h neva mind
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
em66
This from another article: I applaude Brit and his courage to say what he said. What’s wrong with Brit sharing his faith…..especially when the left wing media and left wing comedians take great pleasure in excoriating Christians. It’s time we quit hiding from our faith…..the Muslims have no problem preaching theirs. Finding the salvation God offers would, in my opinion, be the greatest thing that could happen to him…..Bravo Brit.
Saints are killing me!!!!!!!!
by em66 on Jan 3, 2010 6:18 PM PST reply actions 0 recs
This doesn’t sound like a man who would something so salacious in nature.
I wish you would make up your mind...
….should Christians speak up or run from Saints ? :-)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
PIIIIIIIIIIIING
I think em66 wrote all this in good ole fashiond fun. Salacious ??? Not from where I sit. The world has become too overwhelmed with Political Correctness these days. One must learn to laff at themselves. Hell I fell into the Atlantic Ocean up in Rockland Harbor, Maine over this past weekend and froze my @SS off doing it. Man did I laff at myself like hell afterwards. I used to ride in the back of my Dads Station wagon with 4 brothers and sisters , no seat belts, back window wide open etc etc. and we all survived just fine to this day. Just try doing that with your kids these days and see what happens to ya. I for one am sooooooooo sick of political correctness. People need to lighten up more these days and not read into things so much. ..jumpn/progolf
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
This has........
brought out the worst in many people, but maybe good will come of it. Goes to show the full effect TW has had on the total cultural landscape. Over here good people posting bad and tasteless things. Done in fun for sure, but salacious indeed..Myself included on occasion.
"The game is swell when it's played well."
by Fairways and Grins on Jan 4, 2010 7:27 PM EST up reply actions
Britts a paid hack
Just like the rest of the cable TV news reporters on ANY of the cable 24 news stations. Gloria Allred is the first one to RUN to Fox News when she thinks she has the inside skinny on anything.
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
Progolf
Thanks for setting me straight. This diet has played havoc with my sense of humor…. I’m glad someone else (F&G) saw the article as salacious.
Look grandpa.......
wrote an article on golf wanna read?? NOT….. if the post can’t pass the loved one’s test, then it may be in poor taste. Mine included. I for one will try to post with that in mind going forward. I thank Wendy UK for setting me straight on this. I get the fun factor, and the anti-political correctness angle, but we go too far sometimes. Don’t We?
"The game is swell when it's played well."
by Fairways and Grins on Jan 5, 2010 11:16 AM EST up reply actions
You're all good blokes
F&G – it was only the mildest of reproofs that using female terms to insult men was becoming noticeable in your posts. Difficult to get a humourous “Wotchit Mate!” tone into my post to you, so I was touched by your response. Wish I could have found a gentle way to deflect Nibs and his “You’re All Duped!” posts. (For CG – this is from an ancient UK TV programme called “Dad’s Army” where a Scotsman keeps calling out “We’re Doomed, We’re All Doomed” in the most doleful voice – that’s to thank you for BURMA)
I don’t think any of the ladies who post here would want to spoil the mens fun – if I find anything salacious to me, I just don’t join in.
Like most who post here, I love a good argument. I am always amazed at the male capacity to insult each other like hell one minute and be good friends the next. I’m not convinced that women have this capacity, even though we are clearly superior to you in every other way;o)
With apologies to PureGolfJourney (who put this in his good riddance to 2009 moments) but of course I had to google Grey Goose, etc, (never heard of it before) and for my trouble I saw 8 minutes of my lovely Stewart Cink being interviewed after his win at The Open, so Em in one way has made my day.
It’s just started snowing (we’re thrilled – it’s so rare here in the south of England) so looking forward to watching golf in Hawaii wrapped in a duvet eating the last of the mince pies. Stay warm, you’all (English version).
Wendy.....
I say again “the touch of a woman.” The tone of your reproof allowed me to reflect, instead of lashing out as i being (testorone) led am prone to do. As to your clear superiority the answer is a resounding……. “yes dear” . On a personal note, Wendy, I wish you the most festive Golf season ever, and may the snow melt, and your ground swell. Thanks again. Now let me back at these “knuckleheads” lol. : D
"The game is swell when it's played well."
by Fairways and Grins on Jan 5, 2010 12:27 PM EST reply actions
Dear Wendy:
I would love to sit down with you, share a cold bird and a bottle and discourse on “your superiority”..We could invite Easing, cause he is going bonkers, new sticks and a cold,cold, snowy winter….I don’t guess you guys will get out until July,August or something like that…If you would prefer, I could make the bottle Grey Goose perhaps?…now, whatever happend to the GC schedule again…STUB
And to think
I’ve been working so hard on your UK itinerary STUB. Now you want restaurants too?
Grey Goose a bit exotic for me . I’ll stick with a good Polish/Russian brand as an aperitif, although we do appear to have polished it all off with the smoked salmon , but I still have some decent cognac/malt whisky as a digestif. A few nice bottles of claret inbetween and I’m sure we’d get on swimmingly.
Don’t worry about us – we’ll be out on the course in a couple of weeks; Easing with his new sticks, me with my new shoes, new winter gloves (“2.5 times warmer than ordinary fleece”) and those new Srixon balls which I shall drive miles and miles and miles. I really must pass the golf shop across the road without buying something
but they’re always SO nice to me.
So, who’s your money on this w/e?
Too right I'll be out...
As soon as the snow melts…5 c for 3 or days should do it. But it looks like it’s late January at best. Wendy, Ladies shoes are getting trendier…hope they don’t get too muddy, lol
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