Ben Crane: Still Painfully, Unbelivably Slow at Golf

Thanks for the laugh, Ryan. Well played, sir!

I have to add that I read this after I walked nine holes after work today. On the fourth hole, as I walked away from the green, I saw a little one-inch baby Snapping turtle making his way from the creek that was doubtlessly his birthplace. Had I read this beforehand, I would have asked Ben Crane if I could play through and for his autograph besides.

Sean O’Hair was paired with Kevin Na in the final round of the Deutsche Bank. Na also is noted as a slow player, especially when it comes to reading putts. Bob Murphy said something to the extent of, “Better watch out for these guys!” Or at least don’t fall asleep watching them.

LMAO ! Good stuff RB ! I saw that he was by himself and wondered how fast he would get around.

Kevin Na is definitely slow around the greens – but he is a bit like Nicklaus because he walks very quickly between shots, so his overall time is pretty good – he just looks slow because of the time he takes on the green.

(thank god congress can’t get their act together – if they can keep up this level of incompetence, maybe enough people will figure out what they are doing and protest against it)