Phil Mickelson Should Own The Leftorium (I Found It Yesterday)

by Ryan Ballengee on Sep 5, 2009 12:51 PM EDT

For you The Simpsons fans out there, you all know what I'm talking about when I reference The Leftorium. It's the store that Ned Flanders started with gadgets and gizmos designed to help only lefties. Well, as dumb as an idea as that sounds - since we all know left handers aren't really people - the store really exists! And I found it at Fisherman's Wharf in San Francisco. (I hear there is also one at DFW Airport. And in London.)

I mean, why would Phil want to own all kinds of Waffle Houses when he can own a store synonymous with his most distinguishing feature?

Well, perhaps this audio will help. During the Deutsche Bank Championship yesterday, Mickelson asked the gallery if they needed some kind of pick me up. They seemed to agree that they did, so Lefty plopped down $300 that he just happened to be carrying around (in the event that he hit somebody with a golf ball) at the concession stand to buy food for all.

Mickelson just plain loves food. And that's why he will own 105 Waffle Houses.

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Except for one thing...

Mickelson is not a leftie… He only plays golf leftie, and does everything else rightie. My leftie brother would like this store.

by royatkinson on Sep 5, 2009 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

pssst – that store is owned by Nancy Pelosi…it’s not left handed merchandise – it’s a political statement ;-)

My brother loves lefty stores – regular scissors and spiral notepads can be a real pain for lefties to use. He was a little dismayed at the last one he found, though – they tried to sell him a lefthanded pen and pencil set.

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Sep 5, 2009 2:09 PM EDT reply actions