As purveyor of this blog, I love two things very much: having contests and giving away free stuff.  Fortunately, I have 5 weekly passes to next week's PGA Championship at Hazeltine to give away in any fashion I see fit!

So, how am I going to give these bad boys away?  It's going to be an easy one.

Take a look at the little tag on the top of any of our pages.  Right now, it says, "Happy Michael Letzig Day!" to poke fun at Lucas Glover Day that no one seemed to notice except Armchair Golfer.

I change it from time to time.  Before that, it was "Written by Scott Van Pelt's Long Lost Brother."  And there were others, too, that I forget.

Anyway, I will give away weekly passes to the PGA Championship to the five people who offer the best suggestions for what that tagline can be.  And, as a bonus, I will actually use those taglines on the site!

This is the easiest contest I can possibly think of to hand out these passes.  No quizzes, no storytelling.  Just a clever one-liner and these passes are yours.

You can enter as many times as you would like.  And you can do it via email (ryan@thegolfnewsnet.com) or as a comment in this thread.