Nothing in the Universe Makes Sense Anymore.

by turnover on Aug 16, 2009 7:57 PM EDT Comment 1 comment

Some things in this world seem certain. Death. Taxes. The sun rising in the east, and later setting in the west.

But now?

It's entirely possible that the world is coming to an end. Indeed, the end-timers may be correct. As I sit and gaze out my kitchen window, I half expect gravity to suddenly cease operations. Conversely, were gravity to intensify and cause the moon to fall from the sky, I would not be shocked. Nothing makes sense anymore.

I'm trying to decide how to spend my week. Right around the time Tiger and Yang were walking up the 16th fairway, I told my dad I might start robbing banks. Perhaps I'll start drinking a lot and sleeping around even more. Drugs? Not really before, but hell - why not, now?

Friends, the apocalypse may indeed be nigh.

So, anyway...do what you gotta do. Repent. Pray. Hug your kids.

Hell...smoke 'em if you got 'em.

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Obviously, you aren't familiar with "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins"...

…or you wouldn’t be so surprised that a Korean is going to start dominating on the PGA Tour ! :-)

Remo Williams: Do you always talk like a Chinese fortune cookie?
Chiun: [outraged, strikes Remo, who falls to the ground in pain] Chinese! Korean is the most perfect creature ever to sanctify the earth with the imprint of its foot.

Chiun: You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be here. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.

Remo Williams: Chiun, you’re incredible!
Chiun: No, I am better than that.

Even an explanation as to why Yang never gets put on the clock…
Chiun: The trained mind does not need a watch. Watches are a confidence trick invented by the Swiss.

Or how he stood up to the pressure of playing with Tiger…
Chiun: Fear is just a feeling. You feel hot. You feel hungry. You feel angry. You feel afraid. Fear can never kill you.

Remo Williams: [Remo hears Chiun singing a song in Korean] Is it painful?
Chiun: I was singing an old Korean love song.
Remo Williams: It’s a wonder the race isn’t extinct.

(ok – that last one was just funny) :-)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9z2duWM2C0&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAKL8lhkbMQ&feature=related

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Aug 16, 2009 10:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs