Let's Crown Miss Wisconsin Beer Cart Girl

The Sportress of Blogitude has a story about a competition that you can't even make up (and why would you, you'd just be wasting everyone's time.)  From the people that brought you Ms. Hawaiian Tropic and Ms. Hooters Girl, here comes Ms. Beer Cart Wisconsin!

The Miss Beer Cart Pageant is a competition designed to find the Best Beer Cart Driver in the State of Wisconsin. Drivers are nominated to compete in the competition. Once entered, drivers compete against one another in different events that involve speed and neatness on the beer cart, driving tests that include speed, agility and accuracy and also a question and answer session with our selected judges. Before the event begins, a long drive competition is held between the beer cart drivers. This is done on an amphitheater like setting on the first tee. Once the event begins, each driver gets her turn on the beverage cart. Votes are tallied during dinner based upon pre-round competitions, long drive challenge and service during the event. The day’s work is capped with the presentation of Miss Beer Cart Wisconsin.

Head on over to the Sportress for pictures of the competitors - or the competition's website gallery - to find your favorite.

via www.sportressofblogitude.com

The pageant is August 17th and you can take part in the four-man scramble tournament that accompanies the pageant.  Presumably, the contestants use the tournament to participate in the "Create a flirty nickname for a customer so he'll tip you a lot" portion of the competition.