Today's To Do List: 1. Rob A Bank, 2. Go to the Driving Range
I know a lot of people love to play golf. For millions, it borders on obsession. But, as the Minneapolis Star-Tribune reports, a St. Paul man took it to a whole new level.
Frazier E. Turner, 50, of St. Paul, went to a local grocery store on Wednesday around 9am to heist the bank location inside. He got $600 for his efforts by using a golf shoe cleat tool to rob the bank since, you know, it looks like a gun.
He left in a blue van that was identified. Police went looking for the van. They found it at a golf course about one mile from the bank. He was getting ready to hit some golf balls. The po-po searched his bag and found the money he just took from the bank about an hour prior. (He used $30 to get gas for the van and some lottery tickets.)
It doesn't end there. Turner did it cause he racked up $3500 in gambling debts since going unemployed.

Somebody had to pay off their bookie.
That's coming your way, Delaware!
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if someone has video, this could end up on one of those “world’s dumbest criminals” shows.
follow his trial – see if he asks for a minimum security prison with a golf course…like the politicians get. (he’ll do time for armed robbery even though the “gun” wasn’t a gun)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
Greens fees ain't cheap!
"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose." - Winston Churchill

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