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It's Time For Me to Cash In on Stew Cink's Major Win

As many of you know, I'm a bald man.  I've been bald for many years now.  It's an unfortunate consequence of genetics.  But, being a 6'2" bald man that golfs has suddenly turned into a fantastic benefit.  And I can thank Facebook for the idea.  Check out my status right after the Open Championship finished.


Well, disregard that first comment about a $10,000 bet.  Mark Calcavecchia not winning saved me an awful lot of money.  The second comment, though, is a multi-million several thousand dollar idea.

I'm going to start doing public appearances as a Stewart Cink look-a-like.

I've already got the bald going for me.  I'm tall enough.  I am pretty articulate.  And I know golf.  See for yourself.

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Now, all I need is a tin foil phony Claret Jug, a bunch of Nike shirts, and that awful hat tan that Cink suffered from on Sunday.

I knew being bald would pay off, but I was certain it would be Scott Van Pelt to earn me bucks.

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Hahaha, I so didn’t think of that but you’re dead on!

Email me any comments or questions at ryan@thegolfnewsnet.com.

by Ryan Ballengee on Jul 20, 2009 2:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

lol – Wallace and the Gromit ? I’ve never heard of those characters – is that claymation ?

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Jul 20, 2009 2:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe it’s a British program that came over to the States and had a few movies.

Email me any comments or questions at ryan@thegolfnewsnet.com.

by Ryan Ballengee on Jul 20, 2009 2:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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