Play The Tiger Woods Parking Game. I Can't Believe I Just Said That.

by Ryan Ballengee on Dec 4, 2009 10:49 AM EST

There have been airline sales, cell phone ringtones, slow jams, cartoons, and jokes made about Tiger Woods' accident and subsequent problems. This may well be the dumbest of everything to come out of it.

It's the Tiger Woods parking game. It's called Tiger Parking Slam. The object? Use arrow keys to park Tiger's car in a driveway while avoiding obstacles like hydrants, trees, houses, and floozies. It's like Paperboy, but with an Escalade.

I played it and it is awful. But, in the interest of fairness, go play it for yourself.

[Big hat tip to Jay Busbee at Devil Ball Golf]

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ok – this is already annoying – there is sound (noise) every time the page comes up

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Dec 4, 2009 11:12 AM EST reply actions

“the interest of fairness” ???

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Dec 4, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions

Yeah, I think the game sucks, but someone else might love it.

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by Ryan Ballengee on Dec 4, 2009 11:18 AM EST up reply actions

that’s just one of those media PC phrases I hate with a passion. That and “I would be remiss if I didn’t ask….” when the interview is about something completely different. It’s deceptive and a complete lie, but it makes the media guy sound like he’s doing something important instead of salacious. “So, Tiger, how did you pull off that shot from the trees on the 5th ? And I would be remiss if I didn’t ask what iron Elin used to chase you down the driveway ?” (lol)

thanks for at least taking the game opening down. :-)

"this ball will fit in that fairway"

by courtgolf on Dec 4, 2009 11:27 AM EST up reply actions