The Daily Mirror Has a Sense of Humor About Elin & Divorce

When I heard that Brit-loid The Daily Mirror reported that Tiger Woods is going to face a stiff custody battle from Elin Nordegren, I had to read the story.

Here's what I saw when I checked it out.

I'm pretty sure Elin would get a whole lot more than 3,000 GBP at Ikea.

I mean, do Swedish people even like Ikea?  'Cause, frankly, I'm sick of my particle board coffee table.  Elin can have it to decorate the new island house.