Is Tiger Woods in Seclusion in Dubai?

so now we’re working on a new book for golf fans…ok….low-life gossip mongers and tabloid "journalists can play, too…a take off on Where’s Waldo ?

The article was about Where’s Tiger. C’mon Court try to keep up. Focus. Pay Attention. Ok, now Who’s Waldo?

I’m tempted to grab my camera and hit the road.

Hiding out at my house. Don’t worry my wife’s not blond.

…not only because of what Ryan reports but also because in the Arab culture hospitality… particularly hospitality extended to a friend or colleague when they are being shunned by others… is considered not just admirable, but sacred. The reason being that the people are almost all the descendants of traveling nomadic tribes who depended on each other’s hospitality to survive hunger, thirst, sandstorms etc in a harsh desert environment.

Hospitality is therefore one of the hallmarks of Arab culture and demonstrates one’s virtue and it’ll be extended without regard for personal cost. Remember when Michael Jackson was shunned by everyone… before he died and every started liking him again… well, he ended up in the Arabian Gulf as well.

…Tiger’s in Vegas, hiding out at the MGM dressed in an Elvis jump suit with the big golf sunglasses and sidburns. He’s going back to his Butch Harmon roots at Rio Secco.

Tiger’s not in Dubai – someone would’ve noticed his jet missing or checked flight plans or looked for private jets flighing in from Dubai – probably would’ve noticed the yacht gone from it’s moorings, too.

Is TGC going to air “Tiger Week” this year? Would be the first time in about a decade if they don’t…just saying.

I have many an Arab friend and client and believe me it’s not all a bowl of cherries over their. Many woman are treated like second class citizens, not to mention having to wear burka’s in many Arab area’s. (not all) As far as Michael Jackson goes, and at the risk of sounding cynical, It was well publicised that younger men and boys were there for the taking for Michael and legal. I know that sounds mean but thats what was said

I have lived and worked in the Middle East for some years, including Kuwait & Bahrain, and visited many other Arab countries, including Dubai. The latter is the cesspit of the Arab world – anything goes as long as it is behind closed doors, and if you have sufficient money. Contrary to Handi’s joke – it is indeed awash with blondes – mainly E. European prostitutes, and alcohol is permitted in hotels, bars, etc. & that isn’t a flip response. Whilst the culture may seek to protect the honour of Moslem women, for some Arabs no such attitude applies to non-Moslem women, particularly Westerners.

We do still have Arab friends from those years, but they are the ones who are as appalled at the moral hypocrisy of some of their countrymen as we were.

tff ,, Cross-Gender, not to be confused with Cross-Dresser I hope. But what if someone is in pre-op or, O’h never mind…..whats the topic of discussion anyway ? j/k ,Tomorrow I plan on yelling “get in the hole” after I hit my tee shot on the 17th at TPC Sawgrass Stadium… jumpn/progolf

I am here. To defend the defenseless, and fight for the virtue of the scorned. Ok Ok. I lie….I’m here to get the dirt, and dish my own. Thanks for the invite. And Happy Holidays. ps. the rags pay really well for locker room……up and close and personal NEWS. I’m just saying. You could be Golf’s James Bond. Double-O Bogey, or something…..lol

Glad you joined F&G’s its all good :o)