so now we’re working on a new book for golf fans…ok….low-life gossip mongers and tabloid "journalists can play, too…a take off on Where’s Waldo ?

The article was about Where’s Tiger. C’mon Court try to keep up. Focus. Pay Attention. Ok, now Who’s Waldo?

I’m tempted to grab my camera and hit the road.

And does anybody really care who isn’t gonna make a half mil or more for the snapshot?

Does this remind anyone else of a miscreant frat boy hiding out in his parent’s garage to avoid the embarassment of getting one of the cheerleaders pregnant?

Hiding out at my house. Don’t worry my wife’s not blond.

I understand that blondes, and especially cocktail waitresses, are EXTREMELY rare in Dubai!!!!!

…not only because of what Ryan reports but also because in the Arab culture hospitality… particularly hospitality extended to a friend or colleague when they are being shunned by others… is considered not just admirable, but sacred. The reason being that the people are almost all the descendants of traveling nomadic tribes who depended on each other’s hospitality to survive hunger, thirst, sandstorms etc in a harsh desert environment.

Hospitality is therefore one of the hallmarks of Arab culture and demonstrates one’s virtue and it’ll be extended without regard for personal cost. Remember when Michael Jackson was shunned by everyone… before he died and every started liking him again… well, he ended up in the Arabian Gulf as well.

…Tiger’s in Vegas, hiding out at the MGM dressed in an Elvis jump suit with the big golf sunglasses and sidburns. He’s going back to his Butch Harmon roots at Rio Secco.

Tiger’s not in Dubai – someone would’ve noticed his jet missing or checked flight plans or looked for private jets flighing in from Dubai – probably would’ve noticed the yacht gone from it’s moorings, too.

Is TGC going to air “Tiger Week” this year? Would be the first time in about a decade if they don’t…just saying.

I have many an Arab friend and client and believe me it’s not all a bowl of cherries over their. Many woman are treated like second class citizens, not to mention having to wear burka’s in many Arab area’s. (not all) As far as Michael Jackson goes, and at the risk of sounding cynical, It was well publicised that younger men and boys were there for the taking for Michael and legal. I know that sounds mean but thats what was said

I have a great sense of humor, but you seem to joke with the female bloggers here in an often dismissive, desultory fashion. Meanwhile, your jokes with men are most often collegial and fraternal. We’re all on the same team, buddy. Just an observation. Those kind of jokes might be a little out of place in a cross gender discussion of the objectification of women, which is the direction the gist of the conversation had moved.

tff ,, Cross-Gender, not to be confused with Cross-Dresser I hope. But what if someone is in pre-op or, O’h never mind…..whats the topic of discussion anyway ? j/k ,Tomorrow I plan on yelling “get in the hole” after I hit my tee shot on the 17th at TPC Sawgrass Stadium… jumpn/progolf

I am here. To defend the defenseless, and fight for the virtue of the scorned. Ok Ok. I lie….I’m here to get the dirt, and dish my own. Thanks for the invite. And Happy Holidays. ps. the rags pay really well for locker room……up and close and personal NEWS. I’m just saying. You could be Golf’s James Bond. Double-O Bogey, or something…..lol

Glad you joined F&G’s its all good :o)