Lawrence Taylor Recommends Tiger Woods Kick Jesper Parnevik's Behind
by Ryan Ballengee on May 6, 2010 3:06 PM EDT
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With Lawrence Taylor's arrest for purportedly raping a 15 year old runaway girl controlled by a pimp and forced into sex with the NFL Hall of Famer, this seemed apropos.
NFL Hall of Famer, professional wrestling champion, Dancing With the Stars participant, and recovered drug user Lawrence Taylor has a great solution for Tiger Woods. He should beat up Jesper Parnevik for saying that he regrets introducing Woods' wife Elin Nordegren to them in the first place.
"The first thing I would do if I get back on the golf course, I would go looking for Jesper Parnevik and I would beat his ass. There is a line that you don’t cross over."
LT has some professional experience in fighting
Taylor also agreed that Woods should take some time away from the sport.
He also has experience with a foxtrot
I mean, Tiger agreed with taking some time away from golf. Maybe a Jesper Parnevik ass-beating is not far behind?
[H/T Sports Radio Interviews]
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CG, no flies on you!
LT, now there’s a voice of reason….
A) Big props for finding the pic of Bam Bam Bigelow
B) Yeah LT is who you want to go to for advice (per Court)
C) I think Jesper has gotten a bum rap for speaking his mind. Kind of refreshing to hear someone actually dare say something negative about Tiger (and not just out of jealousy)and he is one of the few who probably has reason to do so…after all given Elin was their nanny she probably is very much considered an extended part of his family with his wife and kids.
This story is never going to die…ok at least not for a year.
Re C)
The only time I really got on OEG’s case was for his take on Jesper’s comments.
I have no idea of who LT is – and wish for no enlightenment – thank you very much. It appears to me (allegedly) that there are no lines he wouldn’t cross. TW is an adult now so his moral compass is all his own.
Wow Wendy...
that is really profound stuff….Oh, I hope you and Easy voted early and often in that election of yours….Boy, my upside down tomato plant is starting to look good….STUB
Tiger's moral compass gets compromised by his
amoral penis, no?
by TXQ on May 6, 2010 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Take out the Trash!
As part of his therapy, Tiger should be taught to take out the trash……Starting with MJ and Barkley. He should find Jesper and thank him for being one of the few honest people out there, and apologize to him for hurting Elin. Tiger needs to surround himself with friends that have some moral standards and learn from them……..LT is NOT one of those people, and “pops” obviously didn’t instill those values in him.
maybe Pops did and Tiger just let some of those things slide – somehow I don’t see Pops skipping important lessons like that.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
You may be right, but
I don’t think pops moral compass pointed anywhere but towards himself, which is where Tigers moral compass seems to point.
couldn’t, and wouldn’t pretend to know – but “choose your friends wisely” is pretty standard good parenting…and most of Tiger’s friends have been pretty good.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
Are you talking of the female persuasion?
WISELY I think some of his male mates aren’t that good as models…..STUB
Earl was a hound !
It is well known in military circles that Earl Woods was tail hound. That’s how he met Tiger’s mom in Asia,….while he was married to his first wife. Funny, we never hear about TW’s step siblings do we. Wonder how book sales for “’How to Raise a Tiger” are going these days ?……………………..Z.
you're still away,...choke on it !
“well known in military circles”….and just where does this information come from ? That’s a sewing circle comment – all gossip.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
court
That info comes from a retired general who plays here at WR. His command had to send a special forces team into Bangok to save Earl’s life. Apparently several Thai officers were gonna assassinate Earl for taking liberty’s with their wives ! I’ve heard that from several military types over the years, but when a General tells you he ordered the removal,…I tend to believe him. Hardly a sewing circle comment imo……………Z.
you're still away,...choke on it !
what does LT ? Dancing with the stars and wrestling have in common ??
None of which belong in this blog,,,sheeeesh
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
LT????
Looked a little light in the loafers on “Dancing with the Stars”!!! Probably not the best source for life lessons, and certainly not an appropriate topic of conversation in an always focused, serious forum like this one! Right, jumpn?
by handicapismyswing on Dec 14, 2009 7:34 PM EST up reply actions
I hear ya hndcp.
I never said this was a serious forum, What I did say is that it was a lot more civil than TGC blog. I’m starting to like my choice of TW return in 2011 more and more each day. I’m not even convinced it will even that soon. We shall see…jumpn/progolf
"pain is only weakness leaving the body"
Haha, you’re going to really struggle here is you don’t like sort of random social/pop culture references. I LOVE making them to prove points, draw parallels, and tell jokes.
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by Ryan Ballengee on Dec 15, 2009 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
LT,...right on bro,...that comment will surely get you onto most courses.
Some of these dumb-f- -k jocks still don’t get golf.. Maybe Jesper should keep a 45 Colt in the bag, like Evil Knievel did. For Christ’s sake LT, you couldn’t have stereo-typed yourself and the brothers in a worse light ! Really freakin astute ! And y’all wonder why you get the shIt end of the stick at some clubs. It’s golf man,…not the freakin’ hood !
you're still away,...choke on it !
is that a gun or a malt liquor ? :-)
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
by courtgolf on Dec 14, 2009 9:48 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
3iRNS...I suggest we get OL Jumpin to give
him a real beat down….All in favor say ya….STUB
Yeah, I'd listen to LT
maybe if he was the last person on earth, by the way he was just arrested for 3rd degree rape on a 16 year old. Nice guy, full of class.
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