Tiger was texting while going to CVS for diapers for Charlie and lost control...

A report from deep inside the Tiger compound by an unnamed source has divulged the facts regarding why he left his home in the first place and why he lost control of his Cadillac Escalade. Also, it appears the damage to the SUV may be more than just minor as has been reported by sources not so reputable as the One-Eyed guy...

It seems son Charlie was out of diapers and it was a particularly gruesome load. Tiger volunteered to go to the closest CVS to get some and jumped in his SUV. Just as he was leaving his property, his iPhone buzzed with a new text message telling him to also get Johnson's & Johnson's baby powder. Tiger, being the law abiding citizen he is, texted back, "Elin, it is against the law to text while driving, so when I get to the CVS, I will return your text. It was your fault in the first pl..........". The text was never completed, but apparently Mr. Woods was agitated they had run out of diapers to begin with. When the EM team arrived, he was muttering, "WTF does she do all day"?

This post has approximately the same amount of verifiable facts as you will encounter in the next 200 different stories you read about this incident.