Announcing the New Waggle Room Golf Broadcast Team

Ryan hasn't made this news public yet, so I will be the one to spill the beans.

Beginning with the 2010 Honda Thailand, representatives of Waggleroom and the golf blogosphere will do the LPGA's foreign television broadcasts. This is how it will shape up:

• Producer: Sal Johnson
• Player interviews: Stephanie Wei
• On-course cameraperson: Courtgolf
• On-course reporters: Hound Dog and The Constructivist
• In the tower at 18: Bill and Ryan

As you can see, this is a very budget team that's been put together.  Hotel accommodations will be at inns that make Super 8s look like the Hong Kong Peninsula by comparison.

Transport across the Pacific will be done in a DC-3 nicknamed the 'Amelia Earhart.'

Highlights of Waggle Room's 2010 golf season will include:

• Our first trans Pacific golf flight sees the Captain fly us over the Howland Island close to where Amelia Earhart was lost. As this is happening, the flight engineer mumbles something about a fuel discrepancy.  We survive the ditching in the Pacific Ocean and get to Thailand just hours before the broadcast is to begin.  The show must go on.
• In Singapore, Ryan climbs to the roof of the tower at 18 and threatens to dive off head first if Bill again compares the close finish to what happened at the 1982 Outer Mongolia Open.
• When visiting South Korea, Hound Dog does a report on Elvis impersonators in the Republic of Korea.
• Courtgolf gets quarantined upon entry in China. Local officials suspect CG has the Swine Flu. For a week, CG is forced to stay in a hotel room where the only programs are in English are either an all-day Zombie or Gilligan's Island festival.
• Ai Miyazato wins the Mizuno Classic. A fight breaks out between Stephanie and The Constructivist about who gets to do the interview.

I had a vision! That's how I know all of this.