The Putter That Reads the Break For You

If you watch much golf, you'll hear some color analyst say that the players are having a hard time reading putts, or seeing enough break.  Especially on short putts, you'll hear about players that are trying to hit putts aggreesively through the break.

Well, David Dawsey has found the putter design that aims to take the process of reading the break and leave that heavy lifting to the putter face.  Take a look at this crazy patent application for this putter!

You can read more about the patent at David's site, but here's the claim of the applicant:

Therefore, under any topographical condition, that is, a relatively flat green or an inclined green, the golfer can putt the ball directly into the hole without having to consider the curvature of the golf ball to the right or left side, thereby improving the accuracy of the putting operation.

There's no way this thing works.  Right?  This might even help Robert Allenby.