Robert Allenby vs. Anthony Kim: How to REALLY Settle This
We all know about the hullabaloo following the Presidents Cup match between crybaby Robert Allenby and purported 20-something drunkard Anthony Kim. After a very staged apology press release from the PGA Tour, it seemed like everything had been smoothed over (::eye roll::).
Well, now we're going to get Allenby-Kim II. We're going to get it tomorrow at the Volvo World Match Play Championship.
Now, when Anthony Kim pasted Allenby at Harding Park, he supposedly did so after spending the night out in San Francisco til about 4am. Clearly, AK had to have been hungover because no one stays out til 4am unless they're drinking. Or, at least that's why Allenby believes. That leap o' faith probably made Allenby all the more angry that he couldn't putt his way out of a liquor-bottle-filled paper bag to beat Kim.
In part deux, though, seems like the only way to settle this is to have them play drunk. Both of them. Liquor 'em up before the round and send them out there. To make it scientific and fair, we'll have breathalyzers there to make sure that Allenby and Kim have the same Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) before they play.
It will be the WORST match that you've ever seen, except if you ever had to watch your little kid play in a junior golf tournament. But, you know what? It'll be entertaining and only fair.
0 recs |
4 comments
| Add comment
|
Comments
Question, Mr Referee….will they be playing drunk or hung over ?
If you want them to play drunk, how about a charity game of beer pong on the range before they tee off ?
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
by courtgolf on Oct 30, 2009 5:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Did You See
their interviews just now after morning match? The needle was palpable! I’m going for Allenby now ‘cos if someone didn’t concede me a 10" uphill putt ……..
by WendyUK on Oct 31, 2009 8:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bummer!
Oh well, I’ll just have to drown my sorrows until 4.a.m.ish
by WendyUK on Oct 31, 2009 11:44 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Looked like we were in for two extremely tight matches…until AK and Allenby got to 9. What can you do when a guy goes eagle – birdie – par – birdie to go up 4up ? Took the wind right out of Allenby’s sails.
Nice job by Fisher to hang in against Cabrera to get that win.
"this ball will fit in that fairway"
by courtgolf on Oct 31, 2009 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by 













