Remember a few years ago when then-Minnesota Vikings runningback Onterrio Smith was caught in possession of a Whizzinator?  You know, the device used to beat drug tests that - according to Wikipedia - consisted of:

[A] kit complete with dried urine and syringe, heater packs (to keep the urine at body temperature), a false penis (available in several skin tones including white, tan, latino, brown, and black) and instruction manual.

Just when you thought that phallic-replica urination novelty devices were a thing of the past, here comes the UROCLUB!  (Actually, it came out last year.  ::Snicker::  But, the inventor was on ABC's Shark Tank tonight to get an investor.)

A urologist was hearing from his retired Florida patients that they had to pee during their golf rounds.  I guess Flomax hadn't been invented yet.  Completely emasculated as men, they didn't like having to pee in bushes or port-a-johns on the golf course.

So, Dr. Floyd Seskin responded to this burgeoning market by creating a urine repository poorly diguised as a golf club that holds up to 18 fluid ounces of good ole number one.  Take a look for yourself!

There is nothing more discreet about holding a towel over your crotch while staring idly at a golf club that is slowly filling with your urine.  Short of not wanting to be confused as a kid toucher, the Uroclub is marginally better than whipping it out and peeing on the tee box.

Why mess with the tried and true tradition of peeing on trees and making crazy 8s to kill time?  It's God's bathroom!  Use it!

UROCLUB!