This is probably what the future holds for John Daly: A golf outing sideshow; the broken-down former Tour player you pay with money and alcohol to show up at the company tournament, get drunk, slap a few golf balls, slap a few waitresses' rumps, give everyone something to talk about the next day. Welcome to your future, John.

(Hat tip to Golf Spelled Backwards, whose headline of "Drunks on a Golf Course" is followed by, "Oh, wait, that's John Daly and Kid Rock on the golf course. Oh, wait, that's the same thing as drunks on the golf course.")