Would you like to enjoy a martini made with what is allegedly Tiger Woods' favorite beverage?

Of course you would! And while you're enjoying it, you can start planning the purchase of your new Buick, which you'll pay for with your American Express card, and whose passenger seat will be filled with a Swedish nanny. Check your Tag Heuer watch, my friends, it's time to get your "A" game on.

The golf getaway gurus over at Golf Vacation Insider hit on this a few days ago:

Calling it an "abomination of mixology," GVI reports the drink combines vodka with ... SunnyD. Yes, the orange drink from Sunny Delight.

Why SunnyD? The Fairmont claims SunnyD is Tiger Woods' favorite drink. And they are calling their concoction a "TigerTEEni" (rather than a Tigertini) because, as part of the "Under Par on the Fourth" package, the TigerTEEni "is served with a golf tee on the side."

Well, isn't that special.

Shaken or stirred? Hey, it's an orange martini. Does it matter? (But isn't orange juice and vodka just a screwdriver? OK, this is orange drink and vodka ...)

I would like to know, though, if SunnyD really is Tiger's favorite drink. I always pictured him as a Grape Nehi kinda guy.

(Image from the SunnyD Web site)